I can totally save money by buying these off-brand razors. Only a dollar? Great. My skin will definitely adapt.
Sleeping with my hair in a bun won't be an issue at all when I wake up tomorrow.
I'll just have a kale salad for dinner. No dressing. Kale has superpowers and will fill me up for the next six hours. I most definitely will not be ordering late night pizza in shame. Nope.
I don't need to wash my hair. This dry shampoo is going to make it look like I spent three hours fixing my hair this morning, and I got to sleep in. Boom.
I can quit coffee anytime I want to. Diet Coke? I could give that up.
Taking a Netflix break will definitely inspire me to work hard for the rest of the day. Just one episode.
I can totally rock this trendy, very unlike me look. Kimono? Baggy jeans? Done and done. I look fantastic. I do look fantastic, right?
My mom will totally give me an unbiased opinion about whether or not I look fantastic in said trends. I'll just text her a pic real quick for a completely honest answer.
I will be so happy with my decision to chop all my hair off. #NOREGRETS.
This juice cleanse will make me feel so healthy. I love fruit and lemonade, there's no way this could go wrong!
