I can stop drinking coffee cold turkey. It's the best way.
If I spend $300 at Whole Foods, I will easily lose weight.
Staying up for two more episodes is fine. I won't be tired in the morning.
These brand new shoes are the perfect thing to wear for this event that I will be on my feet for hours for. They won't hurt my feet at all.
I'm going to save all of my money. Starting tomorrow, because I already bought coffee today.
I'll remember this very important thing. I don't need to set a reminder for myself.
If I spend all this money on this new planner, I will be more productive.
Those two pushups I did that one time two weeks ago are definitely going to pay off.
I'll start ____ on Monday.
I'll like this haircut more when I get home.
What other lies to you tell yourself?